Schoolgirl Michelle Green can't stop talking, teacher tells her off, 20 years later she still can't shut her yap, that's why she's in a crappy job in a call centre surrounded by people who think she's a mouthy little gobshite. I'm willing to bet she goes home and cries herself to sleep every night while eating chocolates. Nice ad First Direct.
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And while we're ranting about adverts....LG reckon life is good when you share great television. So the house is about to be repossessed, your best mate's wife's left him for his brother, your team's lost again and the cat needs to be put down but, hey, as long as you and the wife can tune in to The Simpsons together, then life's great.
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Does anyone else think Andy Gray's comments after someone scores a goal are a bit, well, rehearsed? It's as if he already knows what he's going to say should Torres/Drogba/Gerard score.
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I think my 11-year-old son watches too much comedy on Dave. Over dinner, with all the relatives, my wife said she didn't want a chocolate if someone else had already taken a bite out of it. Harry chimes in: "Well you married dad after someone else had already taken a bite out of him!"
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Apropros of nothing, we're got four long tailed tits visiting the back garden for the first time and goldfinches in the front. And if we walk 100 yards to the forest at the end of the road you can see at least two types of deer more often now that the leaves have fallen and they have less cover. I love autumn.
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Good luck to my eldest. She's going to a fancy dress costume as one half of Salt 'n Pepa. She's not old enough to remember assymetric hair so good luck with that one sweetheart.
xx - Solly
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